I thought I’d put this up today because for some reason it really tickled my funny bone. It’s an oldie, but a goodie. Hawks can be very perceptive about picking up on my feelings, so I know, he knows.
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
- Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
- Five Minutes - If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
- Nothing - This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine.
- Go Ahead - This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
- Loud Sigh - This is not actually a word, but it is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
- That’s Okay - This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. “That’s okay” means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
- Thanks - A woman is thanking you, do not question it or faint. Just say you’re welcome.
- Whatever - Is a women’s way of saying FUCK YOU!
- Don’t worry about it, I got it - Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but she is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?” For the woman’s response refer to #3.
LMAO! I am sooooo stealing this.