Sorry I can’t come to the phone…

Excuses to give as to why you didn’t answer your phone:
You: “soz didn’t hear phone”
You: “was napping”
Akasha Nyak: rofl
Akasha Nyak: shower
You: “was in shower”
Akasha Nyak: cleaning
You: “was masturbating”
You: lol
Akasha Nyak: laundry
Akasha Nyak: rofl
You: “sorry I was masturbating on the laundry after I got out of the shower cause I was cleaning.”
Akasha Nyak: ROFLMAOOOOOO
You: Oi! “then [...]

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